Posted on August 4, 2013


I hated these pictures when they were taken, all I could see was how gross I thought I looked.

Now I just see how big my smile is and remember how much I love the rain.

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Things that make me punchy/slappy

Posted on April 16, 2013

When I am working, wearing makeup for myself, or busy PLEASE feel free to refrain from saying “Mama!  Babygurl, wha you cookin for me?”

or “Smile you are too pretty not to smile”

or “I know a pretty girl like you gonna hook a brotha up”

or “Don’t tell my wife we were flirtin”

Please just go back to the cave from which you escaped.


Posted on March 27, 2013

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One year later…

Posted on March 26, 2013

So its official, this job makes you see the absolute WORST and best in people.  But I have to say no one realizes how true to yourself one has to be until they work food and customer service.  In the last year I have been hit on so many times I feel like a hooker.  Had the most disgusting things done by grown-ass-adults that make me feel dirty for sharing the species.  Learned that people will eat ANYTHING that is free, and there is no LOW for how lazy and entitled people can get.

Tong, ta-tong, tong, tong

Posted on July 13, 2012

While working my cart, a older woman comes up and proceeds to grab my tongs saying “These are clean right?”  then while I am standing there mouth agape trying to figure out how to deal with the situation she proceeds to dig in a bag of candy with my food service tongs in order to fish out a piece.

Then further my shock by shoving it towards my mouth saying “You have to try this candy, it tastes just like coffee!”

I am backing away trying to politely recline and reclaim said tongs while the woman is feverently saying “They are clean tongs!  Eat it!”

Finally her son came up and said “MOM!  give her those tongs back and stop trying to feed the employees candy!”

The woman says “Oh alright, I just wanted someone to taste it.”

She hands me back my tongs.  Stands thinking a moment and then says “What are you selling today”

First world problems.

Posted on April 27, 2012

Dear lady who left the toilet, wet her hands and ran them through her hair, NO I am NOT going to shake you hand.

Posted on April 27, 2012

Please refrain from spitting while you talk, eat, or chew gum.  Especially while standing at a counter where there is food. More specifically MY food.

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Posted on April 24, 2012


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Tastes like…

Posted on April 11, 2012

Why do you say “This isn’t good” then eat the entire thing, or better? get another.  I understand trying two bites.  But demolishing a 4 bite serving and taking another and then telling my item tastes like crap, I do not compute.

Bless you? Gesundheit?

Posted on April 11, 2012

Cover your mouth when you sneeze.

Today I was having tea waiting for my laundry to dry.  I sneezed and not one, but THREE people gave me dirty looks.  I covered my mouth, turned my head, and excused myself and still one of them said aloud “Gross!”

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